he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
im having a threesome with these popsicles
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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