why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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