You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
