I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
