Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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