You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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