we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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