Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(302): View more from Delaware

I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like

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(802): View more from Vermont

OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester

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(562): View more from California

or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.

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(586): View more from Michigan

She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers

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(416): View more from Toronto

Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour

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(858): View more from California

someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..

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(614): View more from Ohio

her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs

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