quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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