Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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