that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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