I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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