i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize