I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
do herpes really smell.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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