i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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