problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
