This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I have fence marks all over my body
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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