how can u be prego again
I need help removing her.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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