everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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