So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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