I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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