i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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