Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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