She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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