just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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