do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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