I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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