i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
