anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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