dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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