i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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