Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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