This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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