I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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