Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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