so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
As shirtless as possible
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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