The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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