Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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