I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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