he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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