And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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