You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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