trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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