Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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