: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This baby is an asshole
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
