Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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