so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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