Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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