she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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