Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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