So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
