It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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