Dual....:-)
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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