Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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