their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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