Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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